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GERMAN STINK BOMBS
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YEAR 2000 MEGA-SPECIAL!

BUY NOW! STOCK UP!

 NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE MAY TELL YOU...

 IF IT DOESN'T HAVE OUR LITTLE SKUNK ON THE BOX,

 IT IS AN INFERIOR PRODUCT!

NO SKUNK? IT'S JUNK!

 

 

 LOOK FOR THE LITTLE SKUNK ON THE BOX!
 

You Need These For Y2K!

WORLD'S MOST INFAMOUS GAG!!


 LOOK AT THE FACTS... Our "STINK BOMBS" Are The
"MOST POWERFUL" Because They Contain
A High Grade of Chemical,
and They Contain MORE Of It!

 You may pay a few cents more but You'll Get QUALITY!
Isn't that the reason for buying these in the first place?
It doesn't take too much to stink up a closet...
Others have tried everything to convince you they have a
better product and our ORIGINAL GERMAN STINK BOMBS
still outsell them every week! WHY? Because we
simply have THE BEST product and deliver it FASTER.
Don't take my word for it. Try OURS Out and Compare!
You'll never go back for a low ball price again!
You get what you pay for!

 Remember, You can buy a suit at K-Mart for $60 or
you can buy a good suit at a real clothing store for $200,
the question is... which one do you really want to wear?
 

 DON'T BE FOOLED!

 THESE ARE THE REAL DEAL!

 DIRECT FROM GERMANY TO YOU!

 FRESH! JUST IN, NOT TWENTY YEARS OLD
LIKE SOME THEY ARE SELLING OFF CHEAP!

 LESS EXPENSIVE!
BECAUSE YOU USE LESS!

 NO MESSY BAGGIES!

 THREE BOMBS INSTEAD OF ONE!

 BETTER COVERAGE BECAUSE THEY ARE FRESH &
BECAUSE THE GERMAN'S SIMPLY BUILD
BETTER STINK BOMBS!

 MUCH SAFER!

 NO DANGEROUS EXPLOSIONS!

 SILENT but DEADLY!

Just When You Thought You Had A Complete Arsenal...

 

Here They Are!

 DIRECT FROM GERMANY

 SUPER DUPER
 


High Quality Stink Bombs Will Clear A Room

Faster Than You Can Say... T.A. Hamilton!

 These are the ticket to deal with those Pesky Inlaws
and Neighbors that always barge in! He Heeeee!

 These are the best!

 DO NOT BE FOOLED by "El Cheapo" Imitations!
Nothing is as STRONG or WELL MADE as the

GERMAN STINK BOMBS!

With The Little Skunk!

They come packaged THREE to a Box!

 Supplies are limited! BID ON MORE THAN ONE TO SAVE ON SHIPPING!!

 These are not for the Little Ones!

 These are for the serious prankster!

 Want the afternoon off from work?

 Want to see the Girls Locker Room Clear Out in 60 Seconds?

 SUPER STINK BOMBS are the key!

 One in the Air Conditioner Duct can do Unmentionable Things!

 Seriously, these are a great gag! They work like a charm!

 Whatever you do... Don't break one in your pocket!

 People will run from you! he he he 

These are hard to come by, so order up while supplies last!

 WORLD'S BEST STINK BOMBS! JUST IN TIME FOR... (YOU KNOW!) 
They can be great Fun!

This stuff is like Gold To The Person Who Knows How To Use It!!

We don't have that many left, but it comes packaged in
small boxes, 3 ampules to a box. (little glass bottles)
and it doesn't go bad ever!

Get some and save it for when you really need it!

As long as they last!
As Far as they go!
 
LOOK FOR THE LITTLE SKUNK!

 NO SKUNK? IT'S JUNK!

 We have even seen other sellers attempting to sell those messy fart
smell bags and call them "STINK BOMBS"! They are not telling You the Truth!

 They are selling a totally different product and attempting to confuse
you and make you believe they have a product like ours.
They DO NOT!
THE NAME OF THEIR PRODUCT IS FART SMELL BOMB,
NOT STINK BOMB! THEY ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO BEING
LIKE OUR BELOVED "STINK BOMBS"
WHICH ARE TRADEMARKED ALL OVER THE WORLD!

BUYER BEWARE OF THOSE WISHING THEY HAD OUR PRODUCTS!

 We DO NOT CARRY The Messy Fart Smell Bags, because we disapprove
of the name and because they can easily break in your
pocket or a youngster could confuse with a juice bag
and end up in the hospital. Also, they only give
you one shot, we give you THREE BOMBS!

 Remember... NO SKUNK? IT'S JUNK!
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MC/Visa, Checks & Money Orders - OK!

 Outside USA Ask For Shipping Quote
 

Get 'em Now!

When These Few Are Gone... They Are Gone!
You will never see these at this price again! Ever!
We are down to the last cases!

Do NOT Miss Out!

 You'll Forget Tomorrow!


 

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